Conversation Champ Pillows

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Inclusive speech

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Couples' therapy

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

WHO checklist

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Bar Therapy

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"She can be outspoken."

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

Dadonomics

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"You don't need to be anti-white to be pro-black."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'