Conversation Champs Pillows

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Inclusive speech

Couples' therapy

Teamwork

WHO checklist

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

Dadonomics

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"You don't need to be anti-white to be pro-black."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."

"I can say 'Yes, sir,' in three different languages."

Small Talk Outlet

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'