Chatting Champion Prints

Lovely to catch up!

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Dadonomics

Small Talk Outlet

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'I'm in the bog!'

"He can't stop digressing."

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

'The dog just texted, He's waiting for you at the back door,'

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'

Chatterbox Podium