Chat Room Champion Prints

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Dadonomics

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Small Talk Outlet

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

'I'm in the bog!'

"He can't stop digressing."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."