Chat Room Champions Prints

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

Dadonomics

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

Small Talk Outlet

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"He can't stop digressing."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'I'm in the bog!'

'He's stuck on 'but I digress'.'

'Please don't interrupt when I'm about to speak Neville!'