Video Calling Enthusiast T-Shirts

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

A Zoom School of Fish

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

MLB 2020