Videocalling T-Shirts

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"Regular Skyping IS good for your mental health during lockdown, but not ME and not EVERY DAY!"

"Hello Auntie Maureen... Hello whoever's monitoring the call."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Zoom Rodeos

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"