Videocalls T-Shirts

"For Facetime or Zoom?..."

The Age of Innocence

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

Zoom Rodeos

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)