Videocalls Pillows

"For Facetime or Zoom?..."

The Age of Innocence

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

A Zoom School of Fish

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."