Video Call Expert Pillows

'I'm sorry but Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam on your laptop?'

"Our 'Zoom' special; since only the front is ever seen, we sell it for half off."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

MLB 2020

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

A Zoom School of Fish

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Working from home.