Video Conferencing Specialist Pillows

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Zoom Beret

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Zoom Christmas

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Remote work

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

The New Business Power Suit

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Zoomies call.