Video Call Expert Mugs

'I'm sorry but Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam on your laptop?'

"Our 'Zoom' special; since only the front is ever seen, we sell it for half off."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Zoom Rodeos

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

MLB 2020

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I'm at work?

A Zoom School of Fish

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

Working from home.

"Linda, when answering the phone it's 'Edward Case, Psychiatrist' not Ed Case..."