Video Calling Pillows

"The great thing about the ball taking place on Zoom is that you can wear sweatpants."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Couple communicating via technology

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"You've known this guy like 10 seconds. Why the fuck would you bring him to ZOOMsgiving?!"

How can I show off my new pants inconspicuously?

"It's just like Zoom except no one else is looking at me."

At least I have a live stream...

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Cats Zoom

"Hi, Grandma! I wish I could give your a real hug but this is the best I can do..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Mom and dad, I want you to meet my fiance. Nick."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Zoom Christmas

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Dog Park Zoom

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Zoom Wedding

Working from home to-do list.

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"