Videocalling Gifts

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"Regular Skyping IS good for your mental health during lockdown, but not ME and not EVERY DAY!"

"Hello Auntie Maureen... Hello whoever's monitoring the call."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Barking From Home

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

Zoom Rodeos

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

MLB 2020