Video Caller Gifts

"I installed Skype, so it'll be just like you never went away to college."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Zoom Rodeos

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

A Zoom School of Fish

Working from home.

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

MLB 2020

Zoom

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

Breakout Room

Lockdown goals

At least I have a live stream...