Video Caller Prints

"I installed Skype, so it'll be just like you never went away to college."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Working from home.

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

MLB 2020

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

A Zoom School of Fish

Zoom

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

Lockdown goals

Breakout Room

At least I have a live stream...

New Zoom Backgrounds