Video Calling Virtuoso Gifts

"Are we all here? You can all hear me...wait....who's that?"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"5...4...3...2..."

Busking during a pandemic

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Remote work

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Zoom Rodeos

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"I'll have my people zoom your people."