Video Calls Gifts

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

"I'm so lonely."

Lockdown goals

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Zoom Rodeos

A Zoom School of Fish

Man and computer

New Zoom Backgrounds

"Dad, just because you're old, and Chinese, doesn't make everything you say a proverb."

"A little more to the right. It might be Instagram ready but it's far from Zoom ready."

When your parents daily call isn't for you.

"Today on Zoom she was like, 'I really think everything's going to be okay,' and I'm like, 'I always knew she was a conspiracy theorist!'"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Barking From Home

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Canadian Zoom