Video Calls Gifts

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

"I'm so lonely."

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

The big advantage of a Zoom Thanksgiving is that I can wear sweatpants under the table and never have to worry about loosening my belt in the middle of eating.

Lockdown goals

"You said you needed to see more of your family and we listened. You can Skype with them for 2 minutes instead of taking a bathroom break."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Zoom Rodeos

A Zoom School of Fish

Man and computer

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

New Zoom Backgrounds

These day everybody in my book club has actually read the book.

Chicken Little on a video call. The Skype is falling! The Skype is falling!

"Dad, just because you're old, and Chinese, doesn't make everything you say a proverb."

"A little more to the right. It might be Instagram ready but it's far from Zoom ready."

When your parents daily call isn't for you.

"Today on Zoom she was like, 'I really think everything's going to be okay,' and I'm like, 'I always knew she was a conspiracy theorist!'"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."