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"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Men gossiping

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

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Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Working from Home

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

"She never has a bad word to say about anyone, she's always too busy talking about herself..."