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"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Men gossiping

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The King of what?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."