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...Phone Rage Counselling Clinic, please hold..

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Working from Home

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Owl answers telephone.

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Listenin' in

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

Collar I.D.

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

Dog Chatlines...

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'