Phone Call Connoisseurs Gifts

...Phone Rage Counselling Clinic, please hold..

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'The King of what?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Working from Home

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Owl answers telephone.

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

'My Android only records important calls.'

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Collar I.D.

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Listenin' in

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'