Telephone Call Connoisseur Gifts

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Working from Home

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Owl answers telephone.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.