Cellphone Connoisseur Gifts

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

Thermidor Dali

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."