Cellphone Connoisseur Gifts

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'