Cell Service Connoisseur Gifts

'What? No cell service?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'The King of what?'

Technology and Love

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Phone Mittens

Children and technolohgy

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

Cell Phone

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Phone generation.

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"Oh, hello darling..."