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'What? No cell service?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'The King of what?'

Technology and Love

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Phone Mittens

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Children and technolohgy

Cell Phone

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Phone generation.

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"Oh, hello darling..."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."