Phone Connoisseur Gifts

Phone Hypnosis

'Could you sing more quietly? I'm on the phone!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Man, times have changed.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'The King of what?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'