Phone Connoisseur Prints

Phone Hypnosis

'Could you sing more quietly? I'm on the phone!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'The King of what?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'