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'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

Yawning barristers in court

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

Working Environment

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"Impartiality becomes you."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Counsel's Opinion.

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

Conclave.

'The Supreme Court found the new law constitutional, but struck it down anyway because it's politically incorrect.'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

"The annual conference was running smoothly until Rusty, from a rival company, sneaked in and threw a stick."