Conference Room Connoisseur Gifts

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

Yawning barristers in court

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

Working Environment

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Impartiality becomes you."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Counsel's Opinion.

'The Supreme Court found the new law constitutional, but struck it down anyway because it's politically incorrect.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Conclave.

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

"The annual conference was running smoothly until Rusty, from a rival company, sneaked in and threw a stick."