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"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."