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"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

Couples' therapy

Teamwork

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

WHO checklist

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Zoom Christmas

Cat Zoom Meeting

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Zoom Wedding

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."