Video Call Specialist T-Shirts

"Unfortunately, the worker bees have also gone remote."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

Virtual Magic Tricks

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Working from home.

A Zoom School of Fish

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

MLB 2020

Zoom Backdrop

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

Breakout Room