Webcam Entertainer Gifts

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Haircuts

Giraffe Selfie

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Roller Coasters

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Adult Magician

'Nice Touch!'

Virtual Magic Tricks

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Home Video

'Is the organ grinder about?'

Doug Kershaw

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

'It's 600 bucks regardless of how freaked out your kid gets.'

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

Like me on Facebook?

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

"I'm singing the 'no one LIKED my vacation facebook post' blues."

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

'He doesn't like the animals to get bored.'

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.

"Make a face that will inspire a meme."

Bath Juggler