Webcam Entertainer Pillows

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Haircuts

Giraffe Selfie

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Roller Coasters

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Virtual Magic Tricks

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

'Nice Touch!'

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Home Video

'Is the organ grinder about?'

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

'It's 600 bucks regardless of how freaked out your kid gets.'

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

'He doesn't like the animals to get bored.'

"Make a face that will inspire a meme."

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.

Bath Juggler

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'