Social Media Entertainer Pillows

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Extreme miming"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I, TikTok."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Digital Fomo!

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Trick or Tweet

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Elephant ass selfie.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Creativity 2.0

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"