Comic Entertainer Pillows

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Barbeque Casualty.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Fishing from the Pier

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Snowman ice fishing.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."