Comic Entertainer Gifts

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

"The hyenas started it."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Barbeque Casualty.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

The Family Joules: Part 22

Fishing from the Pier

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”