Comic Performer Gifts

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Take Me Seriously

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"The hyenas started it."

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Fishing from the Pier

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

The Family Joules: Part 22

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Jim Carrey,

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven