Comic Artist Gifts

New windmills to fight?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Tony Hancock

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Death as a dog walker.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Extra Long-jump

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Unpopular Comic Strip

"That's one more reason not to like him."

Comic Book Balloons

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"That was brilliant. Never in all my life have I witnessed a squirrel chasing a dog!"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Later that same day.

"Story boarding our next flight."

"Some creative criticism, hom: less Sophie Crumb, more Marjan Satrapi."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

True Crime: Sam's Murder Club!

Manga study #2

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"You've changed."

A boy selling comics at a train station.

"Is that all this is to you is Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am?"

Cartoonists on a Desert island.

Bird gets a lift from surprised superhero!

'I'm just spending the morning in bed with the Sunday funnies.'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'