Comic Artists Gifts

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

U.S. Male

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

Torturing the English Language

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Shampoo.

"The hyenas started it."

The Family Joules: Part 16

Where Indian ink came from.

Superheroes take a selfie

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report