Comic Cartoonist Gifts

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'You've got him worried. I think he's afraid he might kill you.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"We only got six days of funding."

Torturing the English Language

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Shampoo.

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Where Indian ink came from.

The Family Joules: Part 16

"The hyenas started it."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Superheroes take a selfie

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen