Comedy Cartoonist Gifts

"Let's go with the farm-raised salmon tonight."

'Well, I'll do what I can, but frankly, this is one hell of a breed to come down with foot and mouth...'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'There you go, heat them up and discard the ones that don't open.'

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'

'We have come to take over your Planet. Take me to your leader !'

'So much for high-tech'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Ants attacking an aardvark's tongue with a hammer.

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

"It's that dream again where I'm being chased by an old guy in a white suit who thinks he's a colonel."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy