Comedic Cartoonist Gifts

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"He's an Australian Shepherd!"

Mikhail Saskashvili - Official Loser of the 2008 Olympics Bear Baiting Event.

London winter.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

Shampoo.

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.