Comedic Artist Gifts

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Jumble Sale

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

I covet you, too, Fred.

Drunken Ass

Rollercoaster police chase.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Double Saxophone

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"I knew you'd understand."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Sweet Jailbreak

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

Choir wearing masks.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

asian.babe@mongol.com.

Centurion with an empty plate.

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

'Early Toupees'.