Comedic Escape Artist Gifts

Armstrong, you have visitors. Is it the IRS? Tell them I've died. It's your aunty and grandma. Uh oh. My investors. Must think. Mustn't panic. Panic? Rudy, hide the company ledger and take me to the airport. You've cheated your kin. How's Laos this time of year?

Sweet Jailbreak

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Tweaking the CV.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Crib Escape

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

Fox hunting.

"FREEDOM!!!"

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'