Comedic Escapes Gifts

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Double Saxophone

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Jumble Sale

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Model's aspirations

Escape

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Apex Piano Movers

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

Sale! Everything Must Go!

A man stuck in a snowman

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

Drunken Ass

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

Golfing across the islands.

I covet you, too, Fred.

Starship Enterprise was experiencing transporter difficulties.