Comedic Escapes Mugs

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Double Saxophone

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Jumble Sale

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Escape

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

A man stuck in a snowman

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Sale! Everything Must Go!

Drunken Ass

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

I covet you, too, Fred.

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'