Comedic Escapade Enthusiasts Gifts

A man stuck in a snowman

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

Maps to the Stars

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Eskimo in Igloo

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.