Comedic Aficionados Gifts

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"The Doge ate my homework."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Any luck"

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

Drawing board disaster.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"I'm under a restraining order."

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

Eskimo in Igloo

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'